Brokerage & investing bonuses
Many brokerages pay new customers in stock instead of cash. The traps are lock-ups before you can sell, maintenance periods before you can withdraw, and lottery ceilings.
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Showing all 19 in this list. Every entry above was read on the official terms on the date shown. When terms change, the row changes. “Most people get” is what the terms pay on the typical path; the advertised ceiling and its condition are printed in the same row.
How to read this list
Many brokerages hand new customers stock instead of cash, and stock arrives with strings: lock-ups before you can sell, maintenance periods before you can withdraw, and fractional shares that cannot move to another broker in kind. Every row states the hold, because the hold is the price. The full comparison is on one page: lock-ups, holds and transfer rules.
The advertised ceilings are lottery odds, not offers. Robinhood's gift stock is $5 for about 99 in 100 people, and the figure in the advertisement is the 1-in-1,000 outcome. Moomoo's $1,000 needs $100k parked for up to 180 days. We print the realistic number first and label every ceiling with the condition that gates it.
One test decides most of these: never park money you might need during the hold window. A bonus that is forfeited the moment you withdraw is not yours until the calendar says so.